Monday, November 22, 2010
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
September 19, 2010
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Sunday, August 29, 2010
August 29, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
August 27, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Not too much interesting as far as horses today but there was a really interesting horse owner that came in. Interesting is the word you are supposed to also use in surgery when you accidentally slash open an artery or puncture a bowel instead of your normal reaction of woops! Or ough-oh! Just calmly say interesting...and then go about frantically fixing whatever went wrong. I’ve seen surgeons in Purdue use it and it is surprising how much it helps you rather than wasting energy and focus on swearing and pitching a fit.
It was after hours about 7 or so and I was hanging around reading or killing time for some reason. An old truck and trailer pulled up and a short fat middle aged lady unloaded a old paint horse that was a rack of ribs. She had came down from Utah somewhere and was quite distraught about the horses swollen penis. It looked pretty bad because it had become swollen and unable to retract up in to his prepuce so it had gotten pretty beat up by exposure to the sun and elements. He had what is called a reefing surgery a few years back because of a tumor on his prepuce that they remove a bunch of of the skin all around the penis. I suspected that he potentially had complication secondary to that or perhaps he had some cancer as well but the thing that made it look bad was the swelling and the sunburn and exposure damage to the light colored skin.
Anyway getting back the the lady. She was clad like most in the desert. A spandex aerobics like top under some kind of spaghetti string over shirt that the strings wouldn’t stay over he shoulders and slid down to her elbows most of them time. She was quite a large woman too, I’d say about 5 foot and 225 pounds or so. So there was lost of gross skin all over the place. She was quite crazy really I could tell from the start when she babbled on about how this horse was full of worms and she had beed up since 6 Utah time and really tired and her AC was broken. The first thing she wanted was the hurry and get this horse hosed down because he was really in bad shape and over heating. The horse looked fine to me, just thin and a big swollen sun burned penis. I just figured it couldn’t hurt anything but I was wrong. I gave her the hose and walked over and turned it on and when I turned around and she had the hose up over her head just hosing herself down. I could believe what I was seeing in the way she did it was like you would expect to see in the movies where there would be music playing and in slow motion the female actress would be turning and acting sexy as the water poured all over her. I just stood there in amazement. When the lady was done hosing herself thoroughly she put a little on the horses back for about 10 seconds and said OK that enough and I turned it off. Now she is soaking wet from her hair to her toe and there was a disturbing amount of wet skin hanging out all over.
Slightly traumatized I put the horse in a stall and told her to park the trailer over there and went to try and forget what I just saw but as you can tell I haven’t been able to. I came out a while later thinking she would be long gone and she was over in the parking lot lifting and heaving at the hitch of her little steel 2 horse trailer. She saw me and quickly yelled I don’t know how this stupid thing works. I assumed there was some sort of malfunction and went over to help. It looked like it was all undone and I couldn’t figure out what her hold up was. Then she said I have been lifting but I don’t
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Then she said I have been lifting but I don’tknow how to get it off. It was a normal bulldog hitch and it was all unlatched so I reached for the jack and she said,”now what is that, what does that do.” I didn’t look at her this time I just started turning it and jacked up the trailer I learned my lesson last time. I made sure she could drive away safely and thought to my self...interesting. Hopefully I won’t be around when she comes to pick her horse up but I will be floating his teeth on Monday.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
July 13, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
It was an interesting day. I met Jerry Lewis's wife today at a big horse barn in one of the only irrigated areas in Las Vegas. The whole area didn’t have the feel of Las Vegas to it and I figured out that is because the heat is not coming off the ground like it does every where else. The sun is probably not any stronger but the heat given off by the ground just really cooks you. It was a different world all together because the horse we looked at just was shipped in from Germany and costed $750.000 dollars. It is a lot like desperate house wives Las Vegas. The only males were the mexican grooms and me. I don’t know how much I would be comfortable working there because I don’t know anything about that type of horse or style of riding. We bred a few mares today with frozen semen that went well. A couple days ago a kid left a note on my car that he would like to buy it. I didn’t think much about it other than I began to worry if he was going to steal it. I called him the other day just to see what he would pay and then he came and drove it. He texted me that he has cash to buy it now and I asked him what he thinks its worth. He said that he honestly thinks it is worth about $1000 bucks so I told him if he had the cash come and get it tomorrow. So we will see if that goes down but it would be good because the room I want to rent is going to cost me about $1100 to move in because he wants the first months rent and last months rent for deposit. I like it when things sort themselves out like that. I guess the Lord knew exactly what I needed and it makes me think that I should rent the room. The guy is 30 years old and is a captain in the Airforce. He flies the predator drones and teaches others how to fly them here at Nellis air base. It should be interesting. Went of a colic emergency tonight and it didn’t look good for the poor old guy. It was a 28 year old grey arabian who was quite painful. He had 2 prior surgeries for colic many years ago. There is only so much you can do for them but you like to give them a chance even if they are in pain. This one didn’t look good though.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
July 1, 2010
I decided the old Honda needed a muffler if I was going to keep it. This morning the receptionist told me I left my lights on. I went out and the tail lights were on but not because I had left the head lights on. It was more like the car thought that it needed to have its brake lights on. I pulled the fuse so that the battery wouldn’t die. At lunch I looked into it and found the switch on the pedal had a plastic piece that had crumbled and fallen to pieces on the floor mat. I tried to find the part at autozone but they had no idea where I could get such a part. It was cleat that I was going to need to McGuyver a solution. I placed a penny on the brake arm secured with ducktape and it seemed to do just the trick. No doubt the extreme heat played a part in the crumbling plastic because I bet it reaches 150* in that poor car during the day.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
June 29, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
June 27, 2010 Las Vegas NV
I arrived in town tonight and will be staying in the apartment in the clinic till I find a place of my own. The drive was easy and the little honda had no problems. The land scape between here and home has a few really beautiful areas from I-15 but for the most part I was thinking you could cover it all up with big solar panels and it would improve the scenery. You could also harvest enough energy to power the entire globe with the strength of the sun down here. I arrived in the valley while the sun was still shining but I remember what it is like riding in at night and seeing the horizon to the west light up like the sunrise from the city lights. It is almost another wonder of the world how much this city can illuminate the sky with neon lights.
I thought it would be good over the next year to keep daily records or even take a daily picture that captures what ever interesting things might be going on. Especially since I have no idea exactly where I will be and what I will be doing on a daily basis.
- A sorrel quarter horse is in the hospital that fell out of a new horse trailer on the highway at 75 miles an hour on the way to the little britches finals. Apparently it was a brand new trailer and the doors were faulty somehow. This kneed are skinned down to the joint and this withers are horrible gouged. He is able to stand and seems of pretty good attitude attitude tonight.